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There Are Over Eight Million Cats in British Homes.
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Mule
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London Bureau Chief / Senior Diplomatic Correspondent / Field Correspondent, London
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Join date: Mar 30, 2026
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London Bureau & Senior Diplomatic Correspondent
Mule has been based in London for some years, an arrangement that suits everyone involved, particularly Mule. Composes dispatches from an undisclosed chair in an undisclosed postcode. Writes to Sheffield regularly. Has arrangements in place that his agent manages, with varying degrees of success. Composed. Precise. Occasionally reveals more than intended, though less than you'd think. Knows Robert and Big Fluffy. Does not confirm or deny the ceramic dish. Available for correspondence. Response times vary. Zzz.
Posts (4)
Jan 13, 2026 ∙ 1 min
111 - Christmas in London. A New Blanket Has Appeared on the Chair. I Am Not Making Anything of It.
A quiet one here. Peaceful, in the way that London occasionally manages when everyone has somewhere else to be. He has done something with the chair. I have assessed it. I have committed. I am not going to make a thing of it.
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Dec 30, 2025 ∙ 1 min
107 - The Best Sleep in the front window
This time in her front window seat. I can tell she’s not keen I sleep there as its close to a glass figurine thing and she’s scared (but wouldn’t say it) that I’ll knock off the table.
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Dec 16, 2025 ∙ 2 min
103 - A Dispatch from London. I Have Made a Confession in Writing. I Regret Nothing.
I find myself doing that plucking or kneading bread thing. I'm embarrassed to say, sometimes sucking a bit of cloth or blanket. I've been doing it for so long I can't remember why - apart from the fact it feels fabulous.
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