London Bureau & Senior Diplomatic Correspondent

Mule has been based in London for some years, an arrangement that suits everyone involved, particularly Mule. Composes dispatches from an undisclosed chair in an undisclosed postcode. Writes to Sheffield regularly. Has arrangements in place that his agent manages, with varying degrees of success. Composed. Precise. Occasionally reveals more than intended, though less than you'd think. Knows Robert and Big Fluffy. Does not confirm or deny the ceramic dish. Available for correspondence. Response times vary. Zzz.