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George
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Principal Correspondent & Chief of Research
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Join date: Apr 27, 2026
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Principal Correspondent & Chief of Research
George has been writing about the important things -- food allocation, territorial matters, the general unreliability of the weather and certain pigeons -- since before most people knew they needed to read about them. Sheffield-based. Researcher by temperament, romantic by conviction, ginger by circumstance. Has strong and extensively documented views on the difference between a proper chicken and what she keeps buying in a bag. Currently monitoring a situation on the roof opposite that he is not prepared to discuss. The tree climbing competition standings are updated regularly. He is ahead.
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Mar 14, 2026 ∙ 1 min
128 - I Have Not Written Because There Has Been Nothing to Write
It is very cold. Just the persistent, low, grey kind that sits on the house and doesn't move. The bird bath has been frozen since Wednesday. I have stopped checking. I have been watching the pigeon. I am not going to say anything further about it.
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Mar 10, 2026 ∙ 1 min
127 - It. is Proper Freezing Here. We Dare not Go Out
It's proper freezing here and that white stuff you had has now come here. We dare not go out, only for essentials. Think we may have to just sleep on top of one another all day.
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Mar 3, 2026 ∙ 1 min
125 - The Upstairs Situation. The Painting Has Escalated
She is painting everything. Not one room - everything. I followed her up the ladder in a supervisory capacity and she said several things I am choosing not to repeat and then closed the door. She is in better spirits than November, which matters more than the paint smell.
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