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George
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Principal Correspondent & Chief of Research
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Join date: Apr 27, 2026
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Principal Correspondent & Chief of Research
George has been writing about the important things -- food allocation, territorial matters, the general unreliability of the weather and certain pigeons -- since before most people knew they needed to read about them. Sheffield-based. Researcher by temperament, romantic by conviction, ginger by circumstance. Has strong and extensively documented views on the difference between a proper chicken and what she keeps buying in a bag. Currently monitoring a situation on the roof opposite that he is not prepared to discuss. The tree climbing competition standings are updated regularly. He is ahead.
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Jan 17, 2026 ∙ 2 min
112 - Right. So That was Christmas. Mack Is Conducting Research on the Cushion.
The days since have been a specific kind of quiet I find either deeply restorative or mildly concerning depending on the hour. Mack has barely moved in three days. He is either hibernating or conducting research. He says he is conducting research.
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Jan 10, 2026 ∙ 2 min
110 - Christmas Morning. The Chicken Was a Proper One. The Allocation Was Adequate.
I want to begin by saying that Christmas morning was, overall, a success. The chicken was a proper one. The allocation, when it came, was adequate. It was technically adequate. Mack has declined to comment on his portion.
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Jan 6, 2026 ∙ 2 min
109 - The Shed Protest: Duration Is Not the Point. The Point Is That We Went.
The Shed Protest: Duration Is Not the Point. The Point Is That We Went. Mack says we lasted twelve minutes. It was considerably longer than that and also the duration is not the point, the point is that we went. Principles were upheld.
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